In today’s news, Qatar Charity funds income-generating projects for vulnerable residents in Yemen, artificial intelligence data centers deplete community resources in United States, Indian aquifer recharge program succeeds in raising water tables, researchers in Australia produce elevated levels of oil in plant leaves and stems to boost biofuel output, heroic warden in Malaysia saves 38 students from dormitory fire, South Los Angeles, USA, gets first vegan grocery store, and abandoned baby orangutan finds new home in United Kingdom sanctuary.
The hilarity information desk gave us the following joke, so it seems like a good idea to check it out. It’s entitled “Be Careful What You Ask For.”
One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously and a genie appeared.
“I’ll grant you your fondest wish.”
The man thought for a moment, then said:
“I want a spectacular job ‒ a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do.”
There was a flash and a bang.
“You got it! You’re a housewife.”
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And now we have a heartline from Diệu Ngọc in Âu Lạc, also known as Vietnam
