In today’s news, United Kingdom strengthens support for refugees in Jordan, study reveals approximately one in five US grocery items contain synthetic dyes, Egypt looks to solar energy as way to prevent power blackouts, sustainable glitter alternatives gaining popularity amid pollution concerns, Indian actress donates handcrafted robotic elephant and vegan meals to temples, Germany-based vegan egg products now available at popular retail outlet, and rescue teams spend days in Florida Keys, United States, freeing entangled manatee-person.
I’ve got a handy tip for you today.
A laughter is pretty sure to improve your mood, so let’s check out the joke of the day. It’s called “We’ve Got All the Time in the World.”
A barbershop quartet was invited to perform at the state prison. They never had a better audience. The inmates called for encore after encore. Finally, the director announced:
“This next number is a little long. How much time do you have?”
One prisoner in the audience shouted:
“Five to ten years.”
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