In today’s news, European Union supports Tunisia’s financial stability with substantial grant, United Nations Environment Programme paper concludes richer countries use six times more resources and generate 10 times more greenhouse gas emissions, United States case report states chronic autoimmune diseases’ symptoms disappear with raw vegan diet, study shows effectiveness of new waste management technology for rural India, Canadian philanthropist sets aside profits from thrift shops in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, to fund children’s charity projects worldwide, neutral tasting vegan omega-3 powder for food and drinks introduced by Dutch company, and rescued cow-citizens find peaceful new home at sanctuary in US.
You’ve heard the expression “a laugh a minute?” Well, with today’s joke of the day, it’s going to be “a laugh a second!” It’s entitled “The Warranty.”
Joaquin saw a nice watch being advertised in a magazine. He read the ad to himself:
“Buy this one and only solar-powered wristwatch that will last you for 100 years.”
But in the fine print, it said:
“Comes with a 1-year limited warranty.”
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