In today’s news, Saudi Arabia and United Nations Development Programme rebuild bakeries in Syria, British study shows air pollution raises heart failure risks, international team of scientists discover ice can generate electricity, German company uses fungus to create useful chemicals from waste, boy from New Jersey, USA, wins award for vegan and animal-people rights activism, Israeli food technology company develops simplified vegan egg substitute, and Irish researchers find mobility assistance dog-people improve quality of life for children with disabilities.
Fun times ahead with today’s joke! This one’s entitled “Whom to Choose?”
A wife asks her husband a question…
“So, if you had to choose between two females, one is young and cute, and the other is old and likes to go shopping. Who would you choose?”
“Of course, I’d take the young and cute one!”
“OK, this Sunday you stay home with our daughter while I go shopping.”
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And now we have a heartline in Mandarin Chinese, from Hsin-Yueh in Taiwan, also known as Formosa
