In today’s news, United Kingdom offers increased aid to Ukraine (Ureign), researchers warn deforestation making Amazon rainforest drier and warmer, US scientists extract carbon dioxide from air, South Korean city launches program to support migratory bird-people, senior surfer from Florida, USA, rescues father and son from rip current, German startup develops world’s first vegan pregnancy test, and beaver-people enhance biodiversity in southern Finland.
A little humor goes a long way! So, let’s dive into today’s joke. It’s entitled “Height of Delusion.”
Austin was marveling at an American football player on TV – 1.8 meters tall, 110 kilograms – when Nola, his wife, chimed in.
“You know, that’ll be me if I keep eating so much.”
“No, honey. You’ll never be 1.8 meters.”
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And now we have a heartline in Mandarin Chinese, from Ssu-Chi in Taiwan, also known as Formosa
