In today’s news, Japan gives funds to flood victims in Bangladesh for rebuilding and recovery, international researchers find seaweed farms effective in sequestering carbon dioxide, Chinese village transforms education and economy with “cloud school bus,” homes in United Kingdom decarbonize through net-zero systems, bus driver in United States aids special needs teen wandering in ice-cold weather, new dairy alternative promoted in the Netherlands and Belgium, and three-legged pit bull-person in Florida, USA, donates blood to save other dog-folk.
Do you like grapefruits? Then keep those peels for today’s tip.
Now, it’s time to enjoy some hearty belly laughs with the joke of the day. It’s called “Déjà vu.”
A guy walks up to the owner of a store and says:
“You probably don’t remember me, but about five years ago I was broke. I came in here and asked you for 10 dollars, and you kindly gave it to me.”
“Yes, yes! Of course, I remember!”
“Are you still as generous?”
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