In today’s news, our Beloved Supreme Master Ching Hai (vegan) presents Shining World Leadership Award for Protection to Costa Rica’s Ministry of Environment and Energy in recognition of their historic closure of all state-operated zoos, international study reveals “ice quakes” in Greenland Ice Sheet challenge present assumptions about its effect on sea level rise, researchers in South Korea develop new technology to produce hydrogen from sugarcane for clean energy, Turkish scientists detect early-stage lung cancer using voice analysis, kindhearted men in South Africa help to rescue lost dog-person, United States-based vegan egg brand introduced to European market, and seal-people rescue facility in the Netherlands gets new home.
Living sensibly is the best advice, but accidents can happen. We have a useful emergency tip for you today. If your animal companion is seriously injured in an accident or attacked by another animal-person, take them to an emergency animal-folk hospital immediately. Knowing what to do in advance helps you stay calm and act quickly. Move your animal companion as little as possible and handle them gently. Try to lay them on their side, but if they have trouble breathing, let them stay in the position they prefer, as they may have chest or lung injuries. Check for bleeding, broken bones, and injuries to the eyes, ears, neck, or abdomen. Additionally, bleeding from the ears may indicate concussion injury with no other obvious signs. Apply gentle pressure to bleeding wounds using a clean towel or t-shirt. Call an emergency vet for guidance. To transport your animal companion, use a stiff board, crate tray, or piece of wood to stabilize them. If they can stand, a crate or box may work. As a last resort, use a towel or blanket. Keep their neck and back straight and avoid pressing on their stomach. Cover them for warmth and place them in the back seat, riding with them if possible.
All the laughter settings seem correct for playing the joke of the day. Let’s see how it goes! This one’s called “Smartie-pants Parrot-person.”
A woman went to her friend’s house and saw that her friend had recently rescued a flamboyant parrot-person.
“Wow, does your new parrot companion talk?”
“Yes, he’s brilliant. He can even solve math problems.”
“What’s two plus two?”
“Four.”
“Good, here’s a vegan treat.”
“What’s six minus three?”
“Three.”
“Excellent, now what’s the square root of 81?”
“Are you kidding me, lady? Do I look like a calculator to you?”
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And now we have a heartline from Chen-Hsi in Taiwan, also known as Formosa
