In today’s news, Sweden to provide Ukraine (Ureign) with humanitarian aid, study in United Kingdom confirms environment affects aging and death more than genes, US scientists advance plastic recycling using air moisture, ancient civilization found under desert in United Arab Emirates, brave Malaysian woman saves drowning man in Sri Lanka, vegan dairy cheese company in United States sees large demand for mozzarella, and veterinarian in Australia converts home into rescue hospital for wildlife citizens.
Let’s relish the present moment with some laughter as the joke of the day is about to be aired. It’s called “Going Rate.”
A businessman found that his office safe had jammed. He called the nearby state prison and asked whether any of the inmates might know how to open it. After a short while, a convict and a prison guard showed up at the office. The inmate spun the dial, listened intently, and calmly opened the safe door.
“I’m much obliged. How much do you figure I owe you?”
“Well, the last time I opened a safe, I got 25,000 dollars."
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And now we have a heartline from Chia-Yao in Taiwan, also known as Formosa
