In today’s news, Korea assists international humanitarian flights into Africa, startup in Germany releases major report on ocean plastic, Belgium incorporates animal-people protection in its constitution, researchers in China find people can live longer through healthy habits despite their genes, rural volunteer fire department receives US$500,000 donation from elderly gentleman, ProVeg Grants supports vegan cooking workshops in African schools, and police officer saves man and dog-citizens from floodwaters in United States.
Here is a tip to beat the heat with a refreshing four-ingredient watermelon slushie.
Now, it’s time to give a spot to the joke of the day as it’s here to amuse you. It’s entitled “Who’s Your Emergency Contact?”
A husband went for a job interview, and when he got home, he told his wife who he put down as his emergency contact on the application form.
“Where the form said ‘who to call in an emergency,’ I put ‘an ambulance or the police.’ I mean, what could you or my mother do?”
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