I went anywhere, I worked, like I went to the ashram, nobody cleaned the yard, nobody cleaned the meditation hall, I did it all the time, every day. And they came and ate, ate, ate a lot, and they left a lot, a lot of unwashed dishes everywhere. And I’d go wash them.
Everybody OK? Thank you. Welcome. Be safe. Don’t laugh. It’s not easy to play this role. I am getting old. It’s not the same. (Master is still very beautiful.) Thank you. It’s not the same. Think of a way. I still need to advertise. Did you see it? (Beautiful.) Can it be that simple? I still need to advertise to make money. What kind of job is this? (You are so beautiful, Master!) Ah, thank you. What kind of work is this. You don’t know that being able to come here is… already very lucky. Hey, guys! Love you. Love you. Love you, too. (Hallo, Master.) Very good. OK, everybody. Are you OK, countess? Or princess? It's the same person, isn't it? How are you guys? (Good. Very good.) Good. I am glad. I’m glad somebody feels good. I don’t. Hey! Amitabha. New initiates, come here. Come here, come here, come here. Hallo. You know what? I am so glad to be here because so much trouble today. My car exploded on the highway, and I’m still here. Oh! (Thank God.) Thank God, you’re right.
OK, now, catch! Catch again! I don’t see anything. If you don’t catch, you lose it. Come on! Yeah! Yeah! I am sorry, monk. Let’s make it up to you. Korea. Come on! There! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh man! Today they changed the program. That’s why you have to come here. You know, normally they have these (vegan) cakes and (vegan) candy which are light. Today they made it apples! And if it hits somebody, that’s… Be careful! So many, I cannot give one by one. Come on! Yeah! I am sorry, monk. Catch! Attention, that’s what you need. Concentration. You have to practice already, concentration! Come! Countess! You are very, very soft. We must move on here, because... that's how it is! There you go. Yeah! No concentration, whatsoever. Countess! The last one! Very good! Almost, almost. Close. OK. Let you go. Go, go, go, go. “Go! Go! Go! Go to the Future Go! Go! Go! Go to Shangri-La Go! Go! Go! Go to the Father Go! Go! Go! Go Home together! Yeah! Go! Go! Go! Go to the Mother Go! Go! Go! Go to Shangri-La Go! Go! Go! Go to the Father Go! Go! Go! Above the stars” Go! Yeah! Woah! I am sorry, monk. I am sorry. One more. There! Very good.
That’s all? Where are the children? (The children are in the Shaolin Temple. First floor.) Oh. Let them come, please. They don’t see me that often nowadays because we don’t have enough facilities. Let the children come in quickly. All of them. You have all the heavenly ears open and the… Physical heavenly ears… Don’t worry. If you don’t feel good, stretch it out. Stretch out your legs, be comfy. Stretch it out, or I will go stretch it for you. I do exercise like that. See the muscle? Don’t have. I used to have muscles. When I was younger, I was thinking it was no good. I used to try so hard to press it down because I thought that was not ladylike. I thought only men should have bulky stuff. I don’t know why I had it. Maybe I worked all the time; natural exercises. I went anywhere, I worked, like I went to the ashram, nobody cleaned the yard, nobody cleaned the meditation hall, I did it all the time, every day. And they came and ate, ate, ate a lot, and they left a lot, a lot of unwashed dishes everywhere. And I’d go wash them.
Hey guys! Future Buddhas, come here! How are you? Hallo. How are you! How are you? That’s all I know. Here. Hey! Come, and go to one side so other kids can have. Oh wow! Which one do you like? Which color? All three? I would also. Let's go. Come. Come here! Oh, wow! Here baby. Here, sweetheart. Sorry. Come here. You came finally. Come. OK, why not? Two. Oh, be careful. Got it? OK. You are welcome. Extra for your mom. Bring one back to your mom. (Thank You, Master.) OK, you are welcome. (Thank You, Master.) You're welcome. You are welcome. Come, come, come. (Thank You, Master.) Hallo there. Hallo. Hallo. How are you doing? You OK? (Yes.) Two fruits. Now go! OK, you're welcome. You are welcome. Welcome. Welcome home. Come here. Normally, there are (vegan) cookies and candies. Why did you change the program today? You didn’t tell me you changed the program. Children like cookies and candies better. Everyone has these. I know we don't eat that every day. It's just that now and then it's OK. These are called children? My God, they're bigger than me! I even have high heels and I’m not as tall. Come. Children? Oh, where are these people coming from? Just got initiated, right? OK, then OK. Come here. I thought you took advantage of the children’s time. Come on. (I thank You, Master.) OK, you are welcome. Where have the children gone? OK, bring it to them. Bring it to the children on that side. This one, bring to the children, (OK.) men’s side. (Yes.) Go! Go vegan, go! Hey, two. Hallo. Forgot. Oh, almost! Ah, 99%, not bad. I can't believe I have energy now. I couldn't get up this morning because I didn't sleep well. Didn't meditate well. And had so many things to take care of. And now, look at me! Come. Where does the energy come from? Where do they come from? Where does it come from? You are welcome.
“Việt Nam, Việt Nam, the sounds I heard when I came into this world Việt Nam, the two words on my lips Việt Nam, my country Việt Nam is her name Việt Nam, my last two words when I part this Earth Việt Nam, on the way to the future, sacred flame illumines the globe Việt Nam vows to uphold the world. You are welcome. Love is the weapon Love is returned to tens of thousands of places Việt Nam, the voice that fosters love among humanity Việt Nam, Việt Nam Việt Nam, my homeland shines brilliantly Việt Nam, Việt Nam, Việt Nam forever.” Âu Lạc (Vietnam), very small country. Not too small but small, but very proud. “Việt Nam, Việt Nam, the sounds I heard when I came into this world Việt Nam, the two words on my lips Việt Nam, my country Việt Nam is her name Việt Nam, my last two words when I part this Earth Việt Nam, on the way to the future, sacred flame illumines the globe Việt Nam vows to uphold the world. Love is the weapon Love is returned to tens of thousands of places Việt Nam, the voice that fosters love among humanity Việt Nam, Việt Nam Việt Nam, my homeland shines brilliantly Việt Nam, Việt Nam, Việt Nam forever.” My God. And She could even sing. You believe it or not? Can you go a little bit further, so I don't have to bend my 70-years-old back? Come on. There you go. And I forgot to even take the medicine the doctor gave me. I forget all the time. Where is the Austrian kid? Is he still here? (Yes.) Where? (Right inside.) No? Come here. You want some more? You have it? You look smaller than when you wear the suit and talk in the video, that's why I couldn't recognize you. I’m sorry. But you look very nice. Thank you. Comrade. Comrades. You look very nice. Welcome. (Thank You.) Welcome home. Welcome, welcome. Welcome all of you newcomers, to look at me. More looking, because looking is all you get nowadays. My eyes, always have to protect. Protect the eyes. How are you? Are you happy? (Yes.)
What happened to you guys? Why didn't you follow my car? Why? Why? What’s wrong? The driver was sleepy or something? We were right there. He was right behind us. Why didn't he follow? But maybe it's also a good idea because if my car exploded and you cannot [escape] quickly enough. It's good like that. Normally, disciples, so called disciples, they stick around behind all the time. Very close, this close, this close. Today they did not. Maybe the inner Master told them, “Slow down” because the outer Master is going to have a problem. Something like that. Actually, I did not want to take any of you guys here from where you are, because I thought, “Oh, too much karma.” Sometimes you cannot come with me. Don’t blame me. I mean the boys and the girls. Don’t blame me. Like today, I tried very hard. You almost could not come because whomever I asked was making more trouble for me than help. Then I thought, “Never mind, forget it. Don’t let them come.” But then I felt so sorry. I tried again, again and again, arranging until you can come. And then you lagged so far behind, I don’t know, 100 kilometers or something. I could not see you anywhere. I needed your car because my car, the tire exploded on the highway. And I thought, if the girls, you girls together, I could jump in. One more seat empty, but you were nowhere to be found.
It’s typical. When I need help, I don’t get it. And when I don’t need, everybody comes. “Master! Let me, let me, let me. Let me help You.” I say, “I can do it. I just take my little umbrella. I can take it.” “No, no. Let me take it for You.” Nowadays, I’m used to it. I just let them, whatever I can give, a bag, a small bag even, two grams. “I can take it. It’s too heavy for Master.” And the umbrella, “Oh, I need it,” otherwise, they can take it. It’s always the same when…I think you have the same experience. When you need something, you don’t have it. And when you don’t need, a lot, a lot, everywhere. Like sometimes I want to have a banana, and then don’t have it. And I just say, “OK, let’s have some bananas.” Then tomorrow I’ll have many. And then I have to work for my banana. One banana I have to work. You know what to do? I have to take it out, “Here you go,” before I can eat. So, just like when they bring documents into my office for me to work, they always bring the food with it. So, of course, when I see the documents, I have to check first whether anything’s urgent. I have to work first. And then I forget that, “It’s OK, it’s not urgent. Some are not urgent.” And I work for the urgent first and then by the way, I check out everything else. And by the time I check them out, all the food is cold and/or I don’t have any appetite.
I just told the Chinese people there that it’s not easy to play my role. You need to have high heels, you have to put makeup on and jewelry and beautiful clothes, etc. It looks easy, but it’s not. When you are alone and you’re getting older and the button doesn’t go in. And when you want it to come out, it doesn’t come out. And when you want to tighten it, it doesn’t go in. It’s new. It’s kind of sticky. Very difficult, alone. And if I have somebody around me, they bring a lot of other things, not just helping. They bring their garbage. They bring their boyfriend, their heartbreaking history, and the whole, the clan stuff and then it’s more work than if I do it myself. It just takes a longer time.
