In today’s news, Japan donates funds to Bangladesh for Rohingya refugee assistance, international study shows wetlands emit more methane as temperatures rise, physicians in Nigeria deliver health care services to underserved community members, data center in France to use eco-friendly vegan technology to cool AI servers, man in United States risks life to save one of country’s national bird-people, United Kingdom researchers find vegan processed foods safer than their animal-people-based counterparts, and no-kill shelter in Utah, USA, sponsors sleepovers with adoptable animal-folk.
A moment of hilarity with the joke of the day is quickly drawing near. It’s entitled “Cover Letter Formalities.”
Camilla had been pounding the pavement in search of a job with no luck. Frustrated, she asked her dad to look at her résumé. He didn’t get much further than the first line of her cover letter before spotting the problem:
“What do you think, Dad, is it too generic?”
“I doubt it, especially since it’s addressed ‘Dear Sir or Madman.’”
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