In today’s news, United Kingdom provides cyclone relief to Solomon Islands. US rescue groups relocate numerous dog-citizens from breeding facility to sanctuaries, major city in Netherlands bans animal-people meat and fossil fuel ads citywide, Oman expands national vegetation cover to tackle climate change, Australian high school students rescue injured hiker, Japanese company turns coffee grounds into flavor enhancer for vegan meats, and horse-people rescued at night from floodwaters in Hawaii, USA.
Let’s jump into a fun moment with the joke we’ve prepared. It’s called, “Follow or Flee.”
The football team’s captain burst into the coach’s office, looking rattled.
“Rough day?”
“You could say that.”
“Talk to me.”
“You put me in charge of the team...”
“Correct.”
“The problem is… I can’t tell if they’re following me or chasing me!”
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And now we have a heartline from Lottie in the United Kingdom
