In today’s news, European Union provides additional funds for flood victims in Philippines, United Kingdom animal-people rescue team warns public after wave of trash-related incidents cause harm, US researchers improve wildfire smoke mapping system for better local air quality assessments, Australian engineers develop game-changing titanium alloy, popular YouTuber duo in United States traverses 50 states in 50 days in fundraiser for children’s hospital, India’s growing vegan restaurant scene signals increasing interest in veganism, and dog hero helps Swiss rescuers save his caregiver in Alps.
Let’s now pause for a quick laugh to brighten the mood. This little gem is called “Choices.”
A shopper at a clothing store was baffled by her total at checkout. She pointed to the sale rack.
“Excuse me, these shirts were on the “15% to 35% Off” rack.”
“Ma’am, all the various discounts were applied.”
“Various? But I picked the 35% rate.”
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