In today’s news, Malawi receives funds from Japan for food security, Himalayan glaciers melting faster due to regional black carbon pollution caused by humans, Swedish scientists lead development of artificial intelligence technology to make air travel safer and more efficient, Colombia’s deforestation rate one of lowest on record last year, Welsh vegan chef of year to represent Wales in global competition, majority of world consumers want to eat more plant-based foods, and United States mule-person stuck in mud safely rescued.
Let’s switch on that amusement player to get the joke of the day going. It’s called “The Outdoor Enthusiast.”
A man visited his doctor for a physical exam. After her tests, the physician commented:
“It looks like you get a fair bit of exercise.”
“Oh yeah, in fact, just the other day I walked 8 kilometers over rugged terrain as I climbed over rocks and trees. I also waded along the edges of a lake, pushing my way through tall thistles, and even slid down sandy slopes while getting sand in my eyes.”
“Well, you must certainly be a dedicated outdoor enthusiast!”
“Not really, doctor. I’m just a really inexperienced golfer.”
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And now we have a heartline from Yueh-En in Taiwan, also known as Formosa
